What I need ...
... a cold shower and self esteem (usually go hand in hand, do they not?)
... your manly vote you manly men of manliness (well, duh!)
... a new car (actually, the Old Man does)
... to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning (huh???)
... to play (can't argue with that)
... to blog more (actually it did come up with that, no lie)
Ha ha ha! Just type in "(your name here) needs" into google and hilarity ensues. Ha ha ha!